Word List / Knowledge & Philosophy :.
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1. AlGoreickly (āl-gôr'ĭk-lē')
- a. (adv.) The privilege of allowing people to listen to oneself, even if they don't know what one is talking about.
Example: My mother was speaking Algoreickly about computers.
2. apatheticist (ap'ə-thĕ'tĭ-cĭst)
- a. (n.) One who advocates apathy as the only logical response towards unanswerable questions or ineluctable problems. Similarly: apatheticism (philos.)
3. arrognorant (ăr'əg'nər-ənt)
- a. (n.) A person who thinks they know everything, but is usually wrong.
4. disremember (dĭs'rĭ-məm'bər)
- a. (v.) To remember something incorrectly.
Example: I disremembered what time it happened; I told you it happened at 2:00pm, but it really happened at 12:00am.
5. fabramblicate (făb-răm'blĭ-kăt)
- a. (v.) The act of incessantly lying during a lecture about "facts", until one forgets what they've previously lied about and contradicts oneself.
6. Googru (gü-grü)
- a. (n.) One who is considered an oracle or seer purely because they are good at getting answers from Google(tm), which is sometimes considered their deity.
Example: Let us travel to the village Googru to received their advice on fixing our television. The Googles have not been good to us lately.
7. graveorism (grāv'ə-rĭz'əm)
- a. (n.) An aphorism that has passed away as truth and is now reborn as metaphor.
Example: "A penny saved is a penny earned." "Who cares? It's a penny! Quit lecturing me with your graveorisms."
8. hypothecary (hī-pŏth'ĭ-kâr'ē)
- a. (n.) A person, usually a college professor, so convinced of his or her own intellectual superiority that he or she feels things like the truth are beneath them. Often attempts to expound their own virtue with so-called hypotheses that bear only superficial resemblance to science, reality, or religion.
9. insparation (ĭn-spä-rā'shən)
- a. (n.) Thinking up a great idea while sitting in a spa or sauna.
10. jellopishe (jĕ-lŏ'pēsh)
- a. (v.) To show a complete understanding of jellopy as an item, a device, and a philosophy.
Example: If you don't jellopishe, then you'll never enjoy this game.
11. Ken Jennings (kĕn jĕn'ĭngs)
- a. (n.) A genius; someone who is smarter than all of their cohorts.
Example: "Thomas Edison was such a Ken Jennings." - b. (adj.) Describing anything that is smart or that demonstrates one's genius.
Example: Wow, that idea is Ken Jennings.
12. kharma (kär'mə)
- a. (n.) Bad or harmful karma.
13. kharmageddon (kär'mə-gĕd'n)
- a. (n.) When one is paid immediately for all the bad things one has done in one's life.
14. ludicrism (lü'dĭ-krĭz'əm)
- a. (n.) A distinctive doctrine, system, or theory of laughable or hilarious nature because of obvious absurdity or insinuation.
Example: The Flying Spaghetti Monster is true ludicrism.
15. murfed (mûrfĕd)
- a. (v.tr.) To be victimized by Mr. Murphy of Murphy's Law.
Example: While the weatherman predicted sun, we got murfed by floods.
16. narf (närf)
- a. (interj.) The uncontrollable sound an idiot might make.
- b. (interj.) An exclamation emitted when one's brain farts and sound deploys.
- c. (interj.) The word used when no other words will suffice.
17. nostralgia (nŏs'trăl'gə)
- a. (n.) A reminder of one's past brought on by a familiar or more recently unfamiliar smell.
18. padawan (pă'də-wän)
- a. (n.) An apprentice who undergoes intensive training under a learned Jedi Knight. In many cases, the apprentice is referred to as a young padawan.
19. pointful (point'fəl)
- a. (adj.) To have a point; to be full of good arguments; opposite of pointless.
20. potticize (pŏt'ĭ-sīz)
- a. (v.) To make wild, harebrained, and utterly unfounded hypotheses about everything.
21. pseudopose (sü'dō-pōz)
- a. (v.) To fake a supposition in lieu of actual knowledge. Also, a random guess for which the purpose is to make the speaker sound more intelligent.
Example: I pseudopose that this canyon was created by a gigantic meteor about 1,000 years ago; or something.
22. psychoaxis (sī'kō-ăk'sĭs)
- a. (n.) The central topic or idea around which a set of complementary ideas revolve, essentially the main point.
Example: The psychoaxis, around which our discussions will revolve today, is neologisms.
23. rememberful (rĭ-mĕm'bər-fəl)
- a. (adj.) Tending to, or likely to remember; antonym to forgetful.
24. soapboxiomatic (sōp-bŏk'sē-ə-māt'ĭk)
- a. (adj.) Of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a speaker giving a speech without proof or evidence to back up his/her argument.
Example: The President has soapboxiomatic tendencies when it comes to his position on the War in Iraq.
25. thesisize (thē-sĭs-īz')
- a. (v.) To research, write, or edit one's own thesis.
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