Word List / Fashion & Style :.
1. adorkable (ə-dôrk'ə-bəl)
- a. (adj.) Equally adorable and dorky.
2. aesthete's foot (ĕs-thēts fut)
- a. (n.) The chronic condition whereby one's socks match one's shirt without fail.
3. asstastic (ăs-tăs'tĭk)
- a. (adj.) Having enhanced buttocks.
- b. (adj.) Aiding the enhancement of buttocks.
- c. (adj.) Any article of clothing or other worn article participating in the enhancement of one's posterior.
Example: In preparation for a good night's clubbing, I slipped into my asstastic plastic pants.
4. autocrappy (ô'tə-krăp'ē)
- a. (adj.) Describing something that, although brand new, is unappealing or tasteless. Signifying an automatic categorization among poor products.
Example: Almost everything found in the dirty bin at Sprawl-mart is autocrappy.
5. blellow (blĕl'ō)
- a. (adj.) The color produced when mixing blue and yellow, used when green is just too mundane a word.
6. blong (blông)
- a. (n.) An inordinately large, expensive, and shiny piece of jewelry.
Example: "Check my blong, man!" "Whoa man, that's somethin' ginormous."
7. blurple (blûr'pəl)
- a. (n.) A color described as a mix between blue with purple.
8. bugly (bŭg'lē)
- a. (adj.) Literally butt ugly. Beyond simply being ugly.
9. bumper sticker (bŭm'pər stĭk'ər)
- a. (n.) A tattoo on one's lower back. More often a procedure that girls have done. This term is used because, just like traditional bumper stickers, they provide something to read or look at while one standing behind them.
10. claustropedic (klô'strə-pē'dĭks)
- a. (adj.) A syndrome where the sufferer can't wear closed-toed footwear, even when it's unpractical. Mostly seen in the evenings during the winter.
Example: "This winter storm is dreadful, but the strappy sandals worn by the women in line at the nightclub prove how claustropedic they are."
11. depocket (dē-pŏk'ĭt)
- a. (n.) To fall from a pocket due to one becoming horizontal.
Example: Dude, your change is depocketing! Catch it! - b. (n.) The act of unloading the contents of one's pockets before lying or sitting on a bed or couch. Especially done by males; items are usually deposited into their hat, or, in the event of staying the night, into their shoes.
- c. (n.) To remove the pockets from an article of clothing.
12. distashion (dĭs-tăsh'ən)
- a. (n.) Someone's poor fashion sense.
Example: She was wearing a pink top and a red skirt -- it was such a distashion!
13. dunlop (dŭnlôp)
- a. (v.) The action of a man's large, flabby stomach that is so huge it can no longer be contained by the pants but must flop over the top.
Example: "Yo' belly dunlop over yo' belt!"
14. emo (ē-mō)
- a. (n.) Abbreviated from "emotive hardcore", relating to a genre of music coined due to a band's usage of emotional and personal lyrics.
- b. (adj.) An individual who is a follower of emo music.
Example: You're so emo. - c. (adj.) A style of dress used by followers of 'emo'. This dress sense includes trucker caps, long fringes for boys, short hair for girls, black clothes and tight trousers.
Example: Those emo trousers are kickin'.
15. flashionable (flăsh'ə-nə-bəl)
- a. (adj.) Being both flashy and fashionable.
16. fraznit (frăz'nĭt)
- a. (n.) Any string hanging from an article of clothing, which when pulled causes the article to completely unravel.
17. futility belt (fyü-tĭl'ĭ-tē bĕlt)
- a. (n.) A belt, like that of a policeman, that has so many things attached to it that he or she can barely sit down.
Example: "I knew the cop was coming from the clanging of his futility belt."
18. garfu (gär-fü)
- a. (n.) Stuff accidentally walked through that sticks to one's shoe.
19. grinion (grĭn'yən)
- a. (n.) The unsightly indentation in the middle of a belt when it has been worn too long.
20. hipular (hĭp'yə-lər)
- a. (adj.) Popular with the "hip" crowd.
Example: iPods were hipular in 2004.
21. hoodie (hud-ē)
- a. (n.) A style of sweatshirt that has a hood and a pouch in the front.
22. hoxy (hŏk'sē)
- a. (adj.) Something that is both hot and sexy.
23. lardigan (lär'dĭ-gən)
- a. (n.) A type of sweater worn by overweight people.
Example: I'm so hot I wish I didn't have to wear this lardigan.
24. mandals (măn'dls)
- a. (n.pl.) Open-toe sandals worn by men.
25. manssiere (măn-zîr')
- a. (n.) A bra for a guy.
