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51. shart (shärt)

  1. a. (v.) To fart and follow through. Uses also include sharting or sharted.

    Example: "Oops, I almost sharted."
  2. b. (v.) When someone thinks they fart when, in fact, they did something more.
  3. c. (n.) A fart that one has pushed out just a little bit too hard.
  4. d. (v.) The combination of passing gas with the release of any amount of unwanted, accidental feces, simultaneously.

    Example: "Adam, did you shart in your pants?"

52. shazwazzer (shăz-wâ-zä)

  1. a. (n.) Australian slang for the modern American bull frog.

53. shemail (shē'māl)

  1. a. (n.) The spam received promising larger breasts after one fills out an online form identifying oneself as female.

54. shemale (shē'māl)

  1. a. (n.) A person whose gender is nearly impossible to work out based on their physical appearance. One must admit defeat and ask, or sit in viewing distance of both entrances to a public bathroom.

55. shiffider (shĭf'-ĭ-dər)

  1. a. (n.) An old person who shuffles along the floor, without seeming to move his or her feet.

56. shim (shĭm)

  1. a. (pron.) A masking term to point out someone of questionable gender.
  2. b. (n.) A man dressed as a woman.

57. shit-ton (shĭt-tŭn)

  1. a. (n.) An extrememly huge unit of measure, or very large quantity of something. As in: "I have a shit-ton of homework to do."

58. shither (shĭ-th'ər)

  1. a. (interj.) Crap. As a noun, an act of defecation.

59. shitness (shĭt'nĕs)

  1. a. (n.) The worst things could possibly get; Feeling as awful as one could possibly be; Having a sense of doom; The far opposite of coolness.

    Example: "Shitness! I'm gonna die!!!"

60. shiznit (shĭz-nĭt)

  1. a. (interj.) Crap! Shoot! Darn! Oh man!

    Example: Shiznit! I left my bag at home. Now i can't finish the report.

61. shmeg (shmĕg)

  1. a. (n.) A unit defined as the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    Example: A woodchuck could chuck a shmeg of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

62. shmoof (shmüf)

  1. a. (interj.) "It can be anything you want it to be."

    Example: Fergus and Daniel are so Shmoof (Meaning cool there) or .... Damian has such a big head it's shmoof (Meaning funny).

    Editor's Note: Am I wrong in saying that it's just hip to make audibles that have ambigous meanings? Seriously. 'Meh' is one thing, but when you go around 'shmoof'ing and 'yiff'ing, it's like bad fizzle pop that tries to sound like the real deal, but dies out two weeks later.

63. sho (shō)

  1. a. (adj.) Ghetto slang. Sure; Certainly.

    Examples:
    "Fo sho!"

    "Sho enough!"

64. shoegating (shü-gāt'ĭng)

  1. a. (v.) Walking behind someone at a distance too close for comfort, much like tailgating in a car.

65. shoop (shüp)

  1. a. (n.) The singular form of sheep. Also applicable to fish as foosh. In the case singular moose, meese is the plural form.

    Example: Oh look, there's a fluffy shoop.

66. shrinkcrap (shrĭngk-krăp)

  1. a. (n.) The shrink wrap that becomes completely and utterly twisted such that it is useless.

67. shriting (shrīt-ĭng)

  1. a. (v.) To form poor, unreadable symbols or letters on a surface such as paper. It often is described as writing to the one who wrote the symbols, but to others it is considered to be in poor taste. This form of writing is often so bad that others must ask the writer about each individual squiggle.

68. shuggleftulation (shug lef tuyl ay' shun)

  1. a. (n.) The actions of two people approaching, trying to get around each other, and muttering "thanks for the dance."

69. shup (shŭp)

  1. a. (v.tr.) A contraction of "shut up". To cease writing or speaking or to cause (a person) to stop talking.

70. shwacked (shwăkt)

  1. a. (v.) Extremely drunk. Obliterated.

71. siftware (sĭft'wâr')

  1. a. (n.) A multitude of programs found on a magazine cover disk, often found to be completely useless.

72. signoramus (sĭg'nə-rā'məs)

  1. a. (n.) Someone who drives along in their car unaware that their signal light is flashing. Similarly, one who is ignorant to signals from potential love interests.

73. silly-bo-dilly (sĭl'ē-bō-dĭl'ē)

  1. a. (n.) A person who is either oblivious to a situation or causes some attraction that appears funny and/or ridiculous. Usually used in a friendly manner.

    Example: Kristin was a silly-bo-dilly when she ran directly into the rock that was thrown into the air.

74. similiar (sĭm'ə-lər, sĭm'ĭl'yər)

  1. a. (adj.) Alternate spelling of similar. Having like characteristics. Also, being strangely similar.

    Examples:
    I am positive that similiar was the conventional spelling back in the day. Who's with me?

    Something seems similiar about these two things.

75. Singlish (sĭng'glĭsh)

  1. a. (adj.) An actual dialect spoken in Singapore, it is a mixture of English and Malay spoken by those living in the region, the influence of more than a century of British occupation.

 

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