Word List / P :.
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26. pedwipe (pĕd'wīp)
- a. (v.) The action of cleaning liquid off the floor with a sock that is still on one's foot because one has run out of paper towels, is to lazy to go get something else to clean it up, or is to lazy to lean over and clean it properly.
27. peemiss (pē-mĭs)
- a. (v.) The act of peeing all over the the toilet seat instead of into the bowl.
- b. (v.) pē-mĭs. A dificiency affecting primarily men, specifically concerning those with aiming problems.
- c. (v.) pē-mĭs. If your a woman and this describes your condition, you have problems, and you might consider gender-awareness counseling.
28. pelp (pĕlp)
- a. (n.) The crumbs and food particles that accumulate in the cracks of dining tables.
29. peoplation (pē-pə'lā'shən)
- a. (n.) All the people inhabiting a certain area.
Example: Joe: "What's the peoplation of South America?" Bob: "Beats me. I never took social studies."
30. peppier (pĕf-ē-əy')
- a. (n.) The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
31. peppupop (pĕp'ü-pŏp)
- a. (n.) Contemporary music with a lively beat that is particularly energizing and uplifting to listen to; may also have overly happy or fluffy lyrics.
Example: I listen to Smile.DK when I need a dose of peppupop.
32. pepsocrust (pĕp-sō-krŭst)
- a. (n.) The hardened and flaky material that encrusts the cap of a tube of toothpaste. This material, although unpleasant, can be used as a last resort when the toothpaste finally runs out.
33. perbe (pûr-bē)
- a. (adv.) Possibly; perchance; perhaps; maybe. See: mayhaps.
34. percoburp (pûr'kə-bûrp)
- a. (n.) The gurgling sound a coffee percolator makes.
- b. (n.) The final gasp a coffee percolator makes to alert one that it is ready.
35. permafix (pûr'mə-fĭks)
- a. (n.) To permanently fix computer issues of an incompetent user by ripping the power cord from the outlet and taking it, thus preventing future use of the computer.
Example: "He had screwed up his computer so badly that I had to apply a permafix."
36. permavirgin (pûr'mə-vûr'jĭn)
- a. (n.) One who, because of their social awkwardness, inability to be romantic, unattractiveness, or for anything other reason will remain a virgin forever.
37. perpetraitor (pûr'pə-trā'tər)
- a. (n.) One who chronically betrays the cause, often feeling responsible for the cause and/or the betrayal.
38. persnickety (pûr-snĭk-ĕ'tē)
- a. (adj.) Describing something that is peculiar and finicky at the same time.
39. perugolation (pə-rü-gō-lā'shən)
- a. (n.) The compulsion to create words where normal words fail the inventor. For examples see any Don King speech.
- b. (n.) The act of making up words. A perugolator is one who partakes in perugolation.
40. pervend (pûr-vĕnd)
- a. (v.) To arrive (at); especially in reference to peddling.
41. petonic (pə-ton'ik)
- a. (adj.) One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet.
42. petree (pē-trē)
- a. (v.) To water a tree with deadly liquids. Not to be mistaken with petre, used in a dish as fertilizer to grow things in a laboratory.
43. petrifood (pĕt'rə-füd)
- a. (n.) Those rock-hard pieces of food you find behind the couch months after your kids threw them there.
44. petrool (pēt'rül)
- a. (n.) The slow, seemingly endless strand of motor oil at the end of the can.
45. petrophobia (pĕt'rə-fō'bē-ə)
- a. (n.) The fear that one will have to pay for the single cent over-pumped at the self-service station.
46. philantropic (fĭl'ən-trŏp'ĭk)
- a. (adj.) Describing anyone who dispenses aid from funds set aside for humanitarian purposes only to those in countries located on or near the equator.
47. phonesia (fō-nē'zhi-ə)
- a. (n.) The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
- b. (n.) Getting to the end of a list of options on a recorded helpline number, only to forget which option one wanted; forcing them to listen to them again, and in some cases having to redial the number.
48. phoscirine (fô-sĭ'rĭn)
- a. (n.) The period of time that it takes for one's eyes to adjust to a difference in brightness - either light to dark, or dark to light.
49. phosflink (fŏs'flĭngk)
- a. (v.) To flick a bulb on and off when it burns out (as if, somehow, that will bring it back to life).
50. photographiends (fō'tə-gră'fēnds)
- a. (n.pl.) Troublesome children who clearly take digital photos of someone, then edge away to the corner of the room and start ridiculing the victim.
